> The Catholic Church - The Mama, head of the order of Mothers, oversees all doctrine. Of particular concern to teh menz is that the church is pushing legislation around the world, trying to ensure all penises are properly circumcised, even in clearly pluralistic societies.
> Controversial talk show host Ruth Limbaugh is calling for zero tolerance castration for all males that don't do the dishes and take out the garbage.
> Bills are constantly being brought up in more extreme states to force fathers to give up their vital organs (heart, lungs, liver) to their children, at the digression of the mother, should a medical need arise. Panels, consisting entirely of women, debate the issue nationally on cable news and in congress.
> In the Muslim world, Ayatollah Jasmine has ordered only male eunuchs can leave their homes alone. Those with male genitalia found outside the home unattended will be buried to the neck and stoned.
In reality, I'd like to think it wouldn't nearly as bad as it is right now, just reversed. It would be hard to implement; look at the GOPs obstructionist agenda with a centrist black man in the White House, what would they do if their leader were a woman?
Anyway, that was my fun thought of the day.